What’s that smell?

I had the privilege to fly home for Christmas this year. The only problem is that I hate flying, but I was very very excited to see my family and my girlfriend.
The problem with flying for me is that I get really anxious about being late and not making flights. So, my nerves are on [...]

Khaki-less

While being lazy and putting off my laundry for far longer than I should, I realized something. The Germans don’t wear khaki pants.
I was forced to wear some slacks after using up all my jeans and suddenly noticed a few random people staring at me as if I had a tumor growing out of my [...]

An Ode to Nutella

Yeah, I see you staring at me across the kitchen.
Why can’t I look away?
I know I shouldn’t. But you’re just too good.
Chocolate and hazelnut? What genius thought of that?
I must resist the urge.
But maybe just one bite…
2 Hours Later:
Roommates come back to the apartment and see a suspicious brown substance smeared upon the walls [...]