I’m pretty lazy when it comes to shaving. It’s annoying and it hurts. Everytime I shave I go through the same dilemma in my head; I wonder if I don’t shave, will it be acceptable? So, to try and help myself and many other frustrated men out there I’ve decided to construct a pro and con list.
-Might be mistaken for a philospher, pirate, or general badass.
-Other bearded men give you approving nods.
-No longer carded at the liquor store.
-Can go another day without shaving.
-Get an unexplainable urge to wear flannel and go hunting, or wear leather and ride a motorcycle.
-Keeps you warm.
-Females and children are automatically suspicious of you.
-Random people ask you for either philosophical incites, or challenge you to fights.
-Might be mistaken for a pirate and attacked by a ninja.
-People question your hygiene.
-Bleeding and pain if forced to shave
It’s a toss-up. If there are any more to add to either list please let me know.