5 Most Annoying People at a Party

5 Most Annoying People at a Party

We’ve all seen them. While I’m not necessarily saying these people are bad since they definitely add a unique flair to the ambiance of a party, but they sure as hell are annoying. Some observations:

  • Photo Girl – She has a camera and she will use it. Your retinas will burn with a red glow the rest of the night. Photos of every angle and awkward encounter will be documented, posted, and sent to you employer, parents, and friends. There is no escaping. If you refuse to take part in one of her planned portraits, expect a glare that will kill a small part of your soul and then a flash that will blind you for the next 15 minutes.
  • Drunk Man/Women Who Will Hit-On Your Dog – This person knows no boundaries. As you are introducing yourself you notice them getting glassy eyed and staring at every girl or boy in the room including the person you just introduced as your significant other. Known this person since you were 2? Doesn’t matter. They will go there. The instant you leave the room to go to the bathroom the radars in their drunken and twisted mind hone in on your helpless girlfriend or boyfriend and corner them against the wall. You return and have to awkwardly direct their attention toward another helpless victim. By the end of the night they will be spooning with your dog or cat.
  • Destructo – Be it man or women, when this person gets into Grandpa’s cough medicine there is no turning back. They will stumble through walls, throw things, break bottles, and attempt to destroy anything without regard to the fact that someone might actually own this house or building and that someone cordially invited them to the party. This person’s wingman will usually have to drag them out of a pile of debris, apologize to everyone, and try to leave as quietly as possible. When reparations are asked for, this person denies anything ever happened. Lucky for you photo girl has documented everything.
  • I’m way too cool to be here – You stand in the corner scoffing at everyone. In fact you hate everyone at this party. No one really knows why you came. The few people who were polite enough to try and start a conversation with you leave the conversation feeling depressed and belittled. You sit with your hip drink, clothes, and opinions, which are clearly above everyone’s stature at this party. God forbid someone is actually having fun. You must suck the life out of the party anyway you can from that dark corner of the room.
  • I think I’m a DJ – The host has spent hours preparing a playlist and has an extensive music library. You toss their computer or ipod onto the floor where it is sure to be destroyed or stolen, and plug in your ipod with all the newest tunes. These sound similar to someone having sex with a robot and banging on a trash can. To make things better you change the song every two minutes just as we have found a beat in the song and started to dance. Do not try to recommend a song to this person. They will glare, kick you in the shins, and make you feel like your musical knowledge is that of a two year old who has heard nothing but sesame street their entire lives.
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2 responses to “5 Most Annoying People at a Party

  1. byrdee150

    These people are real.

  2. Miranda

    Brilliant.

    The best is when the photo girl is also the drunk-o, and she insists on taking photos with you, her going for the debatably “sexy” look by either licking your face, pouting her lips, or going for the sexy “eyes half-opened look”, always looking drunker than she really is.

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